Hahaha, I wish I could craigslist for a girlfriend. Actually, the hella messed up part is I probably CAN craigslist a girlfriend. Only problem with it is, if I actually do, they'll most-likely turn out to be a guy. Not a very amusing prospect. Whatev.
It's weird because, if I tried, I could probably go out and hollah at a decent looking girl, get her number, and have a girlfriend within a couple of weeks. It's just that I have these stupid annoying things called morals. Man, I wish I didn't have those. I can't do ANY fun stuff. And by fun stuff, I mean randomly hit on total strangers.
Maaan, now I have STANDARDS. Never had standards before. Never even cared if I knew the girl. The last girl I was with, I knew her for like a week, and was making out with her like it was nothing. Those days are over... Damnet. I shoulda milked those days for what they were worth. Now I'm reduced to sitting and waiting for the exact right girl to randomly arrive one day. Not turning out so well. This is gonna take for freakin EVAR. Ugh. Whatever, I kinda don't really even want one unless I can live up to my title as a man of Christ for this person. Like, I want to be able to provide and protect like NO OTHER. Not sure if I'm good enough yet.
Anyways, I'm rambling. And rambling is my cue to gtfo. So I'm done.
-Bam.
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